Twelve Days of Fast Food
Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
My drive-thru gave to me:
A Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,
My drive-thru gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
My drive-thru gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

4th Day: Four Egg McMuffins
5th Day: Five Onion Rings
6th Day: Six Chocolate Milkshakes
7th Day: Seven Pints of Cole Slaw
8th Day: Eight bowls of chili
9th Day: Nine Polish hot dogs
10th Day: Ten baked potatoes
11th Day: Eleven pounds of blubber
12th Day: Twelve bags of Pepto