Quartermaster’s Store

There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
As big as garden rakes,
At the store, at the store.
There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
As big as garden rakes,
At the Quartermaster’s Store.
CHORUS
My eyes are dim, I can not see,
I have not brought my specs with me.
I have not brought my specs with me.

More verses (choose a few):
Mice Running through the rice
Spiders Swimming in the
cider
Fleas Landing on the cheese
Bats Bigger than the rats
Goats Eating all the oats
Bees With little knobby knees
Apes Eating all the grapes
Fishes Washing all the dishes
Rats As big as alley cats
Cub Scouts Eating Brussels sprouts
Leaders Slapping at the skeeter