Nine One One
Tune: Mrs. Leary

Nine one one, the police all will come,
Ambulances, fire trucks on the run,
Paramedics saving everyone,
There’ll be excitement in our town tonight.

Lettle Tom found poison in the shed,
Drank it down, and by morning he’ll be dead
So let’s call nine one one they’ll save his little head
There’ll be excitement in our town tonight.

Grandma’s cat is stuck up in the tree,
Here come the firemen, they’ll help her to get free,
And when the newsmen show up, it will all be on TV
There’ll be excitement in our town tonight.

Houses on fire, and cars that wreck and crunch,
Little kids who eat poison stuff for lunch,
You just call nine one one they’ll beat danger to the punch,
There’ll be excitement in our town tonight.